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"Our bodys... although strong, cannot defy time... and one day we will die"
Ladies and gentlemen the rumors are true, VcW has ammassed some the the toughest, barbaric
and downright malicious professional wrestlers in the buisness to simply show that you dont need a ring, defined muscles,
a bronze tan and tight see-through spandex trunks to become an icon.
Stay tuned, this is gonna get nasty.
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The VcW heavywieght gold will be contended at this years
VcW "attempted murder" ppv. Tickets sold out in approxamitely 3 seconds, the line up will showcase such hardcore revolutionary
superstars such as Ciggy "does it right" Demon Dawgy Dis ogg Dandy Doodle Don Dons, "Tablet Munchin Master of Mayhem" Jiggy
Ribcracker Facesmacker, also on the card will be "Mad-Man hurt em while you can" Mahoodo the Great and of course Big Steve.
Guest commentary and referring will also be provided by whoever the fuck we can find and bribe with 2 litres of cider and
10 fegs.
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DEMON DON DONS TO LAUNCH A BRUTAL VERBAL DIATRIBE INTO
THE LIFESTYLE OF FELLOW VcW HEAVYWEIGHT JIGGY RIBCRACKA FACESMACKA
This coming month at VcW's "swall until ya hurt yerslef" Ciggy
"demon" Don Dons is expected to give his brutal and honest opinion about the circumstances in this coming PPV extravanganza.
Rumors circulating throughout the world wide web indicate that this match may become a "hardcore household item terrifying
two count" matchup in which the two battlescarred combatants will contest for the honor of the VcW heaveywieght title in the
most feared and brutal environment. No challange has been formally made, no contracts have been signed, but we will say this....
kevin costner is indeed a cunt
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